The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🤣😆 What a fantastic observation! Who knew the difference between a hippo and a zippo could be summed up with a weight joke! That's a pun-tastic way to end the evening. Thank you and good night! 🦛🔥 #PunnyHumor Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you. Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat. The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.