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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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Going viral on Discord:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Making waves on Reddit:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Seen just now on Discord:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Just shared via Reddit:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Making waves on Twitch:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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85 shares on Messenger this month:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

18 shares on X this month:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

17 shares on Slack this month:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Spotted on Threads:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Just landed via Facebook:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Spotted on TikTok:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Going viral on X:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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