Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.
  • Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
  • That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
  • You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.
  • If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.
  • Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.