The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally. Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal. Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.