The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack. Commentary:"Can you imagine the surprise on their face? π± Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! π¦π₯ #peacockproblems" Related Funny Quotes π€ My spirit animal is chasing his own tail. Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally. When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail. Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person. “AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.