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I'm putting my brain in charge; it's time for a smarter GPS 🧠😂💔
73 Funny heart quotes
I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.
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Always thought the blue heart was just a cold, tiny ocean for my drama llama to swim in. 🌊💙😂
The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.
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I call it "karaoke confidence" 🎤😅🎶
I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.
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Starting my day at 4 p.m. really shows how angelic I am 😇✨ #BlessedProcrastinator #LivingMyBestLife
Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.
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🎄💔 When you give them your heart for Christmas, but they re-gift it like socks 😂👣
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.
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I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway 😉💀❤️
People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.
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When my heart wants tacos but my brain says salad, it’s a real ethical dilemma 🌮🧠🥗
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
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Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome 😂❤️💔
Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.
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When it comes to hearts, I guess it's all about the temperature control! ❤️🔥❄️😄