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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
90 Funny reaction quotes
I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.
Commentary:
"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.
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When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
Commentary:
Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”
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Shakespearean widow mode activated: *sobs dramatically* "Is this a spilled coffee I see before me?!" 🎭☕️🤯
My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!
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When your cat is so extra, even his sneezes have a plot twist! 😹😜💨
The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.
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28 years later, and they're still waiting for their apology letter from the universe 😂🎢🇬🇧
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”
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Ew: the ultimate superpower for deflecting weirdos. 💁♀️🦸♀️🦹♀️