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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?