By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.