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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Just landed via Threads:

Meow means woof in cat.

Breaking via Instagram:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Breaking via Instagram:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Trending via Threads:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Spotted on Slack:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Funny buffering quotes turn those annoying spinning wheels into moments of laughter 🎉⏳! When your video pauses just to remind you patience is a virtue (or a test), these witty lines keep the mood light and the smiles wide 😄📱. Whether you’re stuck waiting for your favorite show or a slow-loading meme, these playful sayings make buffering feel less like a glitch and more like a comedy break! 😂🔄

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Trending via X:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Just landed via Threads:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Just landed via Threads:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Spotted on TikTok:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Trending via Instagram:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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