The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch. I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.