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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.