Iโ€™m not โ€œlateโ€, Iโ€™m just very creative with my interpretation of โ€œtimeโ€.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're not running late, you're just on the avant-garde of time perception! ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ˜„ Who knew being fashionably late was just the artistic expression of your temporal genius? ๐ŸŽจโณ