Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
  • Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
  • I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.
  • My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
  • With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.
  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.