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That's the moment when "I do" meets mockumentary magic! ๐ฅ๐๐
39 Funny wedding quotes
Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.
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Thatโs one way to share your fairy tale ending, plot twist included! ๐๐๐
Why would I get married when itโs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?
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Guess Iโll just flip a coin before tying the knot ๐ค๐๐
Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.
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"Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! ๐โ๏ธ๐"
Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
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"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! ๐๐๐"
That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.
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๐คต๐๐ฐ The classic case of motherly mixed feelings โ caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! ๐ #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma
The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
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"Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! ๐๐บ๐
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Everyone is all โlove is patientโ during the wedding, but when thereโs a long line for the open bar, not so much.
A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, โit shouldโve been youโ
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"Weddings are like a real-life game of musical chairs, but with hearts instead of chairs. Just remember, if you're feeling mischievous, there's always the 'should've been you' card to play. Just be prepared for some surprised looks and maybe a few awkward laughs!"
Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.
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"Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! ๐๐ธ Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. ๐"