The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why does aspirin always take the scenic route to my stomach first? 🧭🤔💊 Related funny posts 🤝 Have you ever met the human version of a headache? Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up. Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear? Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up? You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.