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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Turning up to a date is my version of a grand romantic gesture 😂💃🥳

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged date, done, honesty, humor, punctuality, relationship, thing, turn on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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