The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning up to a date is my version of a grand romantic gesture πππ₯³ Related funny posts π€ Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks. You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry? Texting a man first feels like Iβm on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me. The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news. Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.