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Funny done quotes 😂 are perfect for those moments when you’ve finally crossed the finish line and need a laugh to celebrate 🎉. Whether it’s wrapping up a marathon meeting or finishing that grueling workout 🏋️‍♀️, these witty snippets add a twist of humor to your sense of accomplishment. So kick back, relax, and get ready to chuckle 😄 as you relish in the sweet satisfaction of being done!

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Posted onMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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