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71 Funny done quotes

Funny done quotes 😂 are perfect for those moments when you’ve finally crossed the finish line and need a laugh to celebrate 🎉. Whether it’s wrapping up a marathon meeting or finishing that grueling workout 🏋️‍♀️, these witty snippets add a twist of humor to your sense of accomplishment. So kick back, relax, and get ready to chuckle 😄 as you relish in the sweet satisfaction of being done!

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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