The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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“Remember, the art of pretending comes in handy when your furry little alarm clock decides to do a surprise ‘wake-up check’ 🐶😴 Just nod and smile, folks! #MorningsAreRuff”

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