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  • Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
  • Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.
  • My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
  • The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.
  • You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.
  • Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.