The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don… Commentary:"Who needs a Christmas party when you can have a solo dance party in your pajamas at home? 🎄💃 Can't argue with the perks of being self-employed! 😉 #PartyOfOne" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance. To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news. I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract. If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.