The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.