The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party. Funny Quotes June 29, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news. I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract. The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.