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How about a rom-com where characters actually communicate effectively without all the unnecessary eavesdropping and misinterpretation shenanigans? 🙉🚫 Let's call it "Misunderstood-less Love" – where misunderstandings are resolved over coffee instead of dramatic cliffhangers! ☕💌 #ClearCommunicationForTheWin

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Back to the Future and chill?

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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