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Guess I've been sending it mixed signals with my WiFi password! 🌌🤔📶
20 Funny plot quotes
Being underestimated is my favorite plot twist.
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Every time someone underestimates me, I feel like the surprise twist in the final scene of a poorly-organized mystery novel.
I love when the plot thickens.
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When the plot thickens, just remember to stir occasionally so it doesn't burn! 🍲📖
America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.
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Just waiting for the episode where everyone gets amnesia and someone announces, "It was all a dream!" 😂📺🎬
Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.
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"When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"
Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
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🤣💁♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃
I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.
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"Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"
Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.
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"Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"
I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
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"Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"
I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.
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"Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"