203 Funny where quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

  Commentary:
  "True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

  Commentary:
  "When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the club! We have cookies, ear trumpets, and a decoder ring for deciphering slow talk! 🍪📣👂😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

  Commentary:
  🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

  Commentary:
  "I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

  Commentary:
  "Weekend fun: mastering the art of 'grocery cart drifting' and 'laundry Olympics'! 🛒🥇😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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  Commentary:
  "Love the travel stories, but maybe it's time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

  Commentary:
  "When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! 🥇🏆🤣 #OlympicLevelDigging"

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