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Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
352 Funny where quotes
My boyfriend is absolutely refusing to do this sex position where he sits at the piano and plays a song about me, and I lie on the bed and shed a single perfect tear.
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I mean, with multitasking skills like that, you'd think he was Beethoven's rival! 🎹😂💧
A new app idea called Linked-Out, where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.
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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! 😅📉✨
They need to make movies where nothing important happens while I’m looking at my phone.
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This is why popcorn comes with a built-in "rewind" button 🍿🔄🍿
I’m sorry to confirm that the rumors are true: living near where you work improves your quality of life infinitely.
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I guess teleportation would have even better benefits, but I’m still waiting for that upgrade! 🚀😄
It’s gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like, holy shit, should we do something?
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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
If you’ve ever been kind to me, you get a little room in my mind forever, where the bed is always made, and the window is open, so it smells like rain.
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That sounds like a five-star Airbnb for kind souls! 🛏️💨🌧️
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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I tune in for the "Good evening" but stay for the "Why is it chaos again?" 😂📺
The clock does this manipulative thing, where it shows a different time every time I look at it.
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Wow, my clock must be best friends with yours—their synchronized conspiracy to confuse me is spot-on! 😆🕰️🔄
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they live?
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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠