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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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33 shares on Threads this month:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

12 shares on Slack this month:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Breaking via Telegram:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Trending via Pinterest:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Going viral on Telegram:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Going viral on YouTube:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Delightful if true: booby trap.

I have no beef with vegetarians.

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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