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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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