They should name a personality disorder after me. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Right? Who else can diagnose you with a case of 'Me-itis'? 🤪🩺" Related funny posts 🤝 There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars. The “-ification” essay pandemic. Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong. You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love. “OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.