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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Looks like someone's paying their dues in the animal kingdom, one penny at a time! 🦒💰 Better watch out for those sneaky giraffes trying to flatten your luck! Who knew the zoo had a penny-squishing side hustle? 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, amusement, experience, flattening, humor, machine, me, penny, zoo on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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