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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.