They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I better check out quickly before someone adds me to their cart! ππ Related funny posts π€ I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow. This tape doesnβt even taste like scotch. Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon? Sorry, I canβt hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and Iβm still recovering from that.