Commentary:
Every guy in the recruitment office: "I'm not selling my body, I'm just renting it to Uncle Sam!" 💪😄
Funny selling quotes
I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
Commentary:
Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
The Boomers are starting to realize that selling what they have requires someone to buy it.
Commentary:
Looks like the Boomers finally cracked the secret code: the buyer’s club has an entrance fee called having cash!
I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.
Commentary:
Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork 😂👹📄
They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.
Commentary:
Guess I better check out quickly before someone adds me to their cart! 🛒😂
Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.
Commentary:
When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.
Commentary:
"Having a garage sale: The ultimate passive-aggressive way to solve your borrowing problems 🛠️🚫💸 #SecretlyHopeTheyShowUp"
I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.
Commentary:
"Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
Commentary:
"Be cautious of those beaming beings! 😁 Either they're scheming to sell you a bridge 🌉 or are missing a bulb 💡 in the chandelier upstairs! 💁♂️ #BrightSmilesButDimMinds"
I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.
Commentary:
Sounds like the only thing more difficult than a Rubik's Cube solved by a squirrel! 🐿️🗑️