Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.
  • You look like something I drew with my left hand.
  • Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
  • Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?
  • I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
  • Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.