Time machine? You mean a clock? Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, a time machine? You mean a clock? ⏰ Well, I guess it'll have to do until we perfect our flux capacitors and DeLoreans! 🚗✨ Time flies when you're pun-ny! 😉" Related funny posts 😂 I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time. When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.