Time machine? You mean a clock? Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTime machine? You mean a clock? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
