Time machine? You mean a clock? Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, a time machine? You mean a clock? ⏰ Well, I guess it'll have to do until we perfect our flux capacitors and DeLoreans! 🚗✨ Time flies when you're pun-ny! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea. I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
