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When did life switch to "Extreme Morning Edition"? 😂⏰💤
29 Funny clock quotes
When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔
Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.
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Tick-tock, I'm counting sheep in reverse! 🐑⏰😴
No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.
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Sounds like you're dating a human snooze button 😴💕👉⏰
Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!
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Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! 💸💃😂
What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”
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Guess they were subscribed to the Rooster Wake-Up Call service! 🐓⏰😂
Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.
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Tick-tock, gentlemen! Better bring your 'A' game before the clock strikes "Sorry, time's up!" 🕰️😆✨
Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.
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When nature's alarm goes off, snooze isn't an option! 🚽⏰😴
Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?
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When life gives you existential dread, just remember it's all a yolk! 🕰️🥚😂
