To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Oh, the struggles of misunderstood punctuation! 🤪 Just remember, improper use of periods can lead to some very awkward situations. Let’s all strive for better timing, both grammatically and in life! ⏰💬🤣

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