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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.