Tuesday is no better than Monday. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When Monday and Tuesday are in a race, they're both losing! π’ππ Related funny posts π€ Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated. Welcome to adulthood: youβre not hungover, itβs just Tuesday. Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.