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Well, that's just shear madness! 🐑🐑 Looks like these stylish sheep are ready to raise the baaar on comedy! Who's their favorite comedian, ewe ask? 🎤 Count Fluff-ula, of course! 😂 #JustSheepThings

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39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

23 shares on Threads this month:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

73 shares on X this month:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

37 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

88 shares on Discord this month:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

24 shares on X this month:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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Friends with consequences.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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