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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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67 shares on Twitch this month:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

64 shares on Discord this month:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

80 shares on Discord this month:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

92 shares on X this month:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Going bananas on Discord:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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