Two sheep walk into a baaaaa. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTwo sheep walk into a baaaaa. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off. Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.
