Commentary:
Guilty as charged! I can't let my gate remain a flight of fancy before feasting. ✈️🍔😅
117 Funny walk quotes
I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.
Commentary:
Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶♀️🛋️😄
My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.
Commentary:
When your therapist said go for a walk, they didn’t mean through a live-action horror movie set 😂🏚️🌳
Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.
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When you're high and your cat struts in like the CEO of the apartment 😂🐱 "Oh hai, Mr. Whiskers, what's the stock report?!" 📈😹
I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.
Commentary:
Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂
What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?
Commentary:
That's called being a humble-brag magician: magically insecure and overconfident at the same time! 🎩✨😎😅
Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.
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Channeling my inner art critic while secretly thinking, "Does this room need a new projector screen?" 🎨🤣
Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.
Commentary:
Step away from the screen and let your feet find the bugs 👣🐛 #WalkItOffDebugging
You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?
Commentary:
The only thing more satisfying than a clean room is reliving the magic with every grand re-entrance. 🧹✨🚪
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.
Commentary:
"NYC: Where you pay gourmet prices for scrambled eggs and a side of existential crisis 🍳💸🥶"