They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living. Posted onMar 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my Monday mornings finally have a name! 🤔🥱☕️ Related funny posts 🤝 *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning. Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.” I would prefer not to.