Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it…

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I've decided it's okay to be fat.

Commentary:
“Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from ‘salad every meal’ to ’embracing my inner marshmallow’ 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁‍♂️ #BodyPositivity”

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