Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from 'salad every meal' to 'embracing my inner marshmallow' 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁♂️ #BodyPositivity" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out. That’s not fat. It’s bonus content. Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.