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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.