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When "liking" posts transitions into silently judging them 😄🔍📱
23 Funny user quotes
I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’
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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
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Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.
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Website designers who disable copy-paste in password fields must be sitting on lava thrones, sipping hot sauce smoothies 😂🔥🔑
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?
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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! 🛍️🖥️😂
They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.
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Finally, a solution for my secret identity complex! 🤦♂️🔒✨
They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.
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I need a version of Twitter that understands I’m in a committed relationship with my tweets—stop playing hard to get! 😅🕵️♂️📱
We need a slur for people that use AI.
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Can't help but wonder if "robo-chatters" would spark an AI revolution 🤖💬 #WatchOutForTheOverlords
I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.
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Finally, a legal requirement we can all stand behind – free us from endless scrolling, one app at a time! 🚫📱🎉