22 funny user quotes - Wordgag

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

May 30, 2026

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

May 30, 2026

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

May 29, 2026

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

May 29, 2026

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

May 29, 2026

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

May 29, 2026

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

May 29, 2026

We need a slur for people that use AI.

May 29, 2026

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

May 29, 2026

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

May 29, 2026

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

May 29, 2026

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

May 28, 2026

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

May 28, 2026

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

May 28, 2026

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

May 27, 2026

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

May 27, 2026

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

May 26, 2026

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

May 26, 2026

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

May 25, 2026

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

May 23, 2026

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

May 19, 2026

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

May 19, 2026