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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Just landed via X:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Live now on Reddit:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Trending via Pinterest:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Going viral on Telegram:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Spotted on Discord:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Just landed via Instagram:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Just shared via Threads:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Going viral on WeChat:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Making waves on Discord:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Reported on Messenger:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Live now on Threads:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Reported on Instagram:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Making waves on YouTube:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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