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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time ๐๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
58 Funny slang quotes
Why is Dick van Dyke an acceptable name, but Pussy van Faggot isnโt?
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Dick van Dyke rolled a pun while Pussy van Faggot was benched for foul play โฝ๐น
“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.
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Yeah no, "Yeah no" is my kinda multitasking! ๐๐ค๐
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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.
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Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal languageโjust think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! ๐๐
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
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Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! ๐๐๐
Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?
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When your swag has its own volume control ๐๐๐
Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.
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When you drop 'radical' in a convo and watch the confused looks, that's when you've truly traveled back in time ๐๐๐
He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.
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"Just shakalaka-ing my way through life! ๐ค๐โจ Woop, there it is!"
Adding lol to things is good feng shui.
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Balancing my energy one "lol" at a time! ๐๐ฎโจ
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?
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Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! ๐ค๐๐