Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃♀️💤👟" Related funny posts 😂 I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress. Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem. Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.