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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.