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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.