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Middle age: the era of squinting at the remote and politely asking the blender to keep it down 😂🔍🔊
95 Funny welcome quotes
Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.
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When you tweet, it’s like a game of "Who Wants to Be a Critic?" starring everyone! 🎭📲
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
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Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.
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When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.
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When the pre-party snacks turn into your main event 🥳🎉🍕#EarlyBirdSpecial
My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.
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Just found out my good luck is courtesy of a tiny prayer powerhouse! Sending gratitude and a lifetime supply of cookie dough 🍀🙏🍪
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.
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Looks like I need a supplement to remember my supplements! 🧠💊🤔
Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.
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Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡
Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.
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Finding raspberries in the bread aisle? Checked. Becoming a grocery navigation expert? Loading… 🍞🧐🛒