Commentary:
Talk about taking detours during a driving lesson! 🚗💨🤣
72 Funny middle quotes
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
Commentary:
That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.
Commentary:
Middle age: the era of squinting at the remote and politely asking the blender to keep it down 😂🔍🔊
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
Commentary:
Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a highly detailed nighttime drama series running in your head! 🌙🛌📚
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
Commentary:
Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.
Commentary:
Still trying to tip the scales with good deeds so that cow doesn't come back in my next life 🐄✌️😅
Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.
Commentary:
Why do I suddenly feel the urge to start calling everyone "The"? 🐻🤔🎉
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
Commentary:
When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.
Commentary:
Guess I'll have to settle for a snowcone instead of a cake slice 😂☃️🍰