Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down. Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller. Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists. Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.