Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
  • You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
  • I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.
  • I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.
  • Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!
  • I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.