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When you're practically a historian on wheels! 🕵️♂️🚴♂️📜
20 Funny town quotes
Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!
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"Honestly, I think my car is just trying to play freeze tag with me every time I stop at a light 🚦😂 #QuitPlayingGamesWithMyHeart"
Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?
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When the manicurists and vapers are secretly the economic masterminds keeping your town afloat 😂💅💨
You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.
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Trying to get coal for an avant-garde stocking stuffer, huh? 🎅🧦🤨
I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.
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I visited Crazy Town, and they awarded me a key to the city in your honor! 😂🏅🤪
I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.
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When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍
The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.
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"At this point, I'm just waiting for it to come with a monthly bill and customer support! 📡😂"
“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?
Commentary:
"Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"
Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.
Commentary:
"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"
Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
Commentary:
"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"