What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Professional Nap Analyst! π΄πΌ You can't get fired if you never get hired! π" Related funny posts π€ Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed. My dad called my philosophy degree a βlicense for unemployment.β I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.