What was the name of the boat in Titanic? Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! ๐ณ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Let's just say, it definitely wasn't called "The Unsinkable II"! ๐ #IcebergAhead Related funny posts ๐ค If I were Noah, Iโd bring three of every animal just to create some drama. They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions. My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater. “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question! If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.