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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

My favorite color is sunshine.

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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