Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. Commentary:"Who needs proof when I am living proof! 👀✨ Don't worry, I won't hold it against you for not being as invisible as me!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence. Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there! I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence. All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management. Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.
