Commentary:
Living on the edge… of capsizing! ๐ค๐๐
12 Funny boat quotes
I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.
Commentary:
"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! ๐ข๐ดโ ๏ธ"
Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.
Commentary:
"Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! ๐๐๐"
When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!
Commentary:
"Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"
What was the name of the boat in Titanic?
If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
Commentary:
Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! ๐ฆ๐ Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! ๐ค็ฌ
We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.
Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! ๐๐ Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! ๐๐๐"
More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?
Commentary:
"Ahoy there, landlubbers! ๐ค If gravy can sail the high seas of deliciousness in its own boat, why can't other foods join in the nautical adventure? โต Let's set sail with some spaghetti boats, taco rafts, and pizza yachts! ๐๐ฎ๐ Bon voyage to flavor town! โ๏ธ"
Thereโs no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.
Commentary:
"Ah, the noble duck hunter โ masters of disguise and patience! ๐ธ๐ฆ Who knew ducks were such worthy adversaries in battle of wits and wallets? Respect to those who go to the extreme for their feathered foes! ๐ค๐"
I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! ๐๐ค๐๏ธ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"