What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.” Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the magical time between breakfast and lunch when we indulge in both pancakes and mimosas, because balance is key 🥞🥂 Who said alcoholics can't brunch?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch. You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.