What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.” Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the magical time between breakfast and lunch when we indulge in both pancakes and mimosas, because balance is key 🥞🥂 Who said alcoholics can't brunch?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.