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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Making waves on WeChat:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Breaking via Reddit:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Making waves on YouTube:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Trending via Instagram:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Trending via Discord:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Just landed via X:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Just landed via X:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

When did making sense stop making sense?

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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86 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

22 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Making waves on Instagram:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Going viral on Discord:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Making waves on Telegram:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Just shared via Threads:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Trending via Threads:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Spotted on Twitch:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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